Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Some Funny Things Kids Say On Road Trips

I had a 5 day weekend!! We went to MT with my sister. Here are some of the things the kids said that were funny while we were driving:

Ben,

"Daddy why do you always drive?

Daddy,

"Because I like to drive."

Ben,

"Oh."

Ben said:

"I have to pee! Look I can pee on that tree!"

Daddy,
"Ben that's someone's house! I'll find you a bathroom!"

Ben,

"Ok..."

Ben,

"Daddy roll down the window...I have to cough!"

Daddy (rolls down window)

Ben,

"Thank you!" **Cough**

Ben,
"I want to turn the car off!"

Mommy,
"Just let daddy know so he won't do it."

Ben,
"I get to turn the car off cause it's not daddy's birthday anymore! So I can do it ALL DAY LONG!"

Mommy,
"LOL ok!"


Ben,
"Someday I want to be a somebody...I want to be a daddy!"

Mommy,
"awww!"

Ben (5 seconds after going potty at a gas station),
"I have to go potty!"

Daddy,
"You JUST went potty!"

Ben,
"I know just kidding!"

Ben,
"I have to go potty!"

Daddy,
"You went potty 10 minutes ago..."

Ben,
"I know I am just bored."

Ben (after peeing on a little tree & super excited to do so...),
"Mommy I peed on the tree to help it grow!"

Mommy,
"LOL! That's so nice!"

Amelia (after Chris drove on the shoulder & made the grate sound...),
"DADDY! You woke me up!" (cause mommy said that 5 min before that LOL).

Amelia (after Moriah drove on the grate on the shoulder),
"DADDY TOOTED MOMMY!!"

Ben,
"No the car tooted!"

4 comments:

Liz said...

A 5 day weekend? How dreamy is that!!

Holly Murray said...

It sounds like Benjamin takes after his daddy! We always teased Chris growing up because he had to go to the bathroom EVERYWHERE we went. It use to drive us CRAZY!=)

Teachinfourth said...

Wait, that helps trees grow?

Jamie said...

that's funny. I love the comment about being a daddy.